SAFTY ROOM - Comedy Skit ( Mikyc Comedy )

 

 

SAFETY ROOM

I attended a rich man son's wedding one day in one Catholic church in Nigeria.( I don't know the name of the church and the location so never mind to ask me).

The church was filled with living souls. Both invited and non-invitees which is the category i fall in.

I was privileged to sit at the front seat. So I dey see everything clear. The bride just dey happy that is why she often time smile give the young man (The groom ). I sat down with my eye open viewing.

The Rev. father bad die he told the groom to kiss his brid aslong as he wants. Walai I got erection there life and direct.The more i watch them, the more marriage start to hungry me seriously.

When the Rev. father said "you may kiss ur bride",he stayed three hrs kissing. I almost lost my lower jaw that moment because I nearly kissed one old woman sitting next to me. As they kiss my mouth was making the movement.

As we danced and jubilates, armed robbers appeared from nowhere. They were firing gun anyhow. Bros thank God say you no dey there that day, na that faithful day I see where old papas' run die pass Usain Bolt, and when Nigeria calls for a representative they go hid one corner. No be small thing all man scattered. Some ran outside the church, while some lay downwards screaming.

Thanks to God, I was among those that ran. But I ran towards the bride at the alter. The scene wasn't an easy one at all. No jokes. I asked myself where to hid to be safe. An idea came in,

                                        "The Safety Room".

Immidiately I went under the bride's wedding gown. It was so spacious, and was comfortable. It covered me well. I was safe. Not untill the groom entered.

See me see wayala oo, instead of him to run for his dear life, he flips the gown open and said............................

Groom: Mr. man nah wetin be your own? What are you doing in here?

Me: (surprised) close the curtain! I said without looking.

Groom: idiot which curtain?

Me: (All attention was  now on us, even the thieves were looking) ehh no dey follow me talk, you no dey see thieves with big guns abi if you wan die now, for me, i never wan die? Enter and close it fast before they shoot you. I ran in here for safety nah, abi u no see wetin happen here now now now.

Groom: do here look like a safety tank?

Me: "NO! it looks like a Safety Room instead "I responded.

 If nah you be the bridegroom what would you have done?

Written by Mikyc.

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